P.S.

I have never fried bacon in the nude. However, I perceive this as a challenge.

I wonder who got up in the morning and said, "Screw clothes, I'm makin' bacon naked! It'll be sexy!" I'm sure it's not when you get your boobs sizzled by hot grease. Ouch.


There is an ass-load of nude bacon frying pictures that pique my interest... Google image provided several intriguing ones. Makes me wonder how it came up at all?
One of the first-->

here through google search.

Yes.  That totally makes me think of frying bacon...?